The Soviet Invasion of BritainFollowing the recent declassification of the War Book giving details of the British
governments actions in response to an escallation of East - West tensions
during the Cold War.
Some interesting details emerge on government actions during the transition
to war. Namely that many works of art and other artifacts of great importance to
the British State, namely Magna Carta, the Mace of the House of Commons
and perhaps even the Crown Jewels would be moved to Edinburgh.
Naturally the Prime Minister, the Royal family and most of the British Government
would have retired to Turnstile, this being the huge underground HQ set deep
in the Wiltshire countryside.
While regional County Councils and civil servants would also retire to their
blast proof basement shelters, euphemistically called Regional Seats of Government.
The Royal Observer Corps would be manning some of the 872 ROC Posts, dotted
about the countryside, ready to report to UKWMO Regional HQ's on any nuclear
bombs falling on Britain.
UK hit by Electro-Magnetic pulse weaponLets assume that the Soviets attack with an Electro-Magnetic pulse weapon
high over the UK, devastating the National Grid and short circuiting, every electrical
device in Britain. Leaving junction boxes, car fuses, generators, in short everything
with an electrical device burnt out. Blinding the British defense network.
Soviet spy trawlers, stationed offshore around the British coast would soon report
to the Soviet Navy and Moscow centre that all radar and radio communication
devices are out of action, following which russian Spetnaz's and Soviet assualt
troops start landing near London, to secure key targets before the British can
respond.
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LoginSoviet troops secure their key objectivesUpon securing his initial objectives, the Soviet commander soon learns from his
embassy in London, that the British have been busy transporting all manner of
historic treasures and other artifacts of national importance to Edinburgh.
Grasping the importance of such information and hoping to win a special
commendation on top of his Order of Lenin for invading Britain. The Soviet
commander gathers a special team of commando's to drive north and secure
the British artifacts. But his team are up against two major problems namely
the Motorway to the north, the M1 is blocked with refugees made worst by
the scores of abandoned cars and lorries rendered useless by the Eletro
Magnetic Pulse.
With all British cars and other vehicles paralysed by the EMP blast. The Soviet
commander is limited to UAZ military jeeps and troop lorries that have been
landed on the invasion beaches but these vehicles are in short supply until
such time as the Soviets can secure a british port. Where the russians have
encountered stiff resistance.
The only other cars at his disposal are a small number of East German cars,
Wartburgs and other eastern european cars and bikes provided by their
Warsaw Pact allies.
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Top Gear 1986 edition, takes a critical look at cars from the Eastern Bloc at the
height of the Cold War
Realizing that his team of commando's and spetnaz's can make greater
progress using the East German civilian cars and motorbikes. He orders them
north along the old Great north road, namely the A1 to Edinburgh, marked clearly
on many of his Soviet military Maps of Britain.
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gets word of this and passes on the information to Turnstile but is unable to
get through to Edinburgh.
The military chiefs at Turnstile are also cut off from Edinburgh but realising the
seriousness of the situation are determined to send their own special forces
north to Edinburgh. With all cars and other vehicles out of action, the British
turn to the fastest steam locomotive under wraps, in the British Steam Reserve
namely the A1 Peppercorn.
With the wraps off and the steam engine building up steam in Box tunnel,
Wiltshire. British commando's board the train before she steams out of her
Box tunnel hideout, in a race against time with the Soviets.
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LoginWhat follows now is an account of Top Gear's - Great North Race, as recreated
for the new series on BBC2, hosted by Jeremy Clarkson, Richard ( the Hampster )
Hammond and James May.
Although their race differs to the one, I've mentioned above. Nethertheless I have
set a plausible scene where the British Steam Reserve comes to the rescue at a
critical moment in history.
Finally as Clarkson and company have often likened driving former eastern
european cars to driving many classic cars of the 1950's - its a good match.
Setting the Scene - Top Gears Race to the NorthContains full details of the race as shown in the 2009 series of Top Gear
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Top Gear - The Great North Race, part 2
Top Gear - The Great North Race, part 3
Top Gear - The Great North Race, part 4